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Make Your Own Forest Toilet

Carp Fishing Humour

By Chris Thornhill

The article you have all been waiting for

If you are a carp fisherman, then more than likely you are going to be out in the woods for lengthy periods. At some point along the line, one has to relieve one's self.
I personally hate squatting up against a tree, so i invented my own forrest toilet so i can go in style.
I have also slipped on a few occasions when propped up against a tree and nearly had a nasty accident.

Well, if any of you carp fishing fanatics out there want to make yourself one of these portable pooping stations, heres how to do it. "Hahahaha"

What you need:

A square piece of plywood 50cm x 50cm.

A small tarpauling. (pressening)

Silver tape.

A hinge.

Some Foam.

A length of square wood 30cm x 4cm x 2cm.

3 large head screws.

A strap with a self locking mechanism.

 

 

First you need to cut a round hole in the plywood to fit the size of your bottom.

Then cut out the foam and glue it to one side of the plywood (this is what you be sitting on)
Then cut the tarpauling to cover the foam and glue it down on the under side and tape it down aswell.

Then you need to fit the leg to support you. This is attached to the hinge so you can fold it back up when not in use and for transporting it to your desired location.
Then screw the strap to the back of the toilet with the large head screws (see photo right).
Then you are ready to go.
Dont forget to dig a hole and bury your treasure! :)

The strap that holds the toilet to the tree

Folding the leg for transportation
   

I have tested this toilet and it works great, but for the purpose of this article the photos are for demonstration purposes only and i wasn't really taking a poop! :)

Accessories:

Toilet paper

Good Carp Fishing magazine

Shovel

Photos: Jeanette Rehm
 

 

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